Because why not?

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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(via heliolisk)

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fartgallery:

Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time

(via beastoftheyeast)

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1 day ago

Arrested Development (via thebluths)

psssh.

non lawyers think that lawyer lie all the time.

Lawyers know that lying gets you disbarred, and what you’re really doing is presenting a subjective opinion of the truth which can be proved given enough time, resources, and witnesses.

(via lightspeedsound)

(Source: zephur0s, via lightspeedsound)

Lawyer. It’s Latin for liar.
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ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

(Source: pleatedjeans, via bustopher-jones)

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2 days ago

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

(via anastasiaxlucia)

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2 days ago
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